People and things that would do better as the Phillies' fifth starter rather than Adam Eaton will-
JD Durbin
Kris Benson, even with his girl first name
62 year old Dock Ellis and a shitload of LSD
The remains of Cory Lidle, if there were any
My cat Sammy
Casper the Friendly Ghost (real one, not the cartoon)
A batting practice machine on medium speed
Please, Adam, go on the DL. And then go away.
2 comments:
He is such a loser, looks like he was a loser his entire life
Huge fan of the blog, adding you to my blogroll, hopefully we can do a link exchange
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